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Joke of the Day
"What car does Catwoman drive? A Purrgeot."
Next Joke
"I built a staircase using an online tutorial! When I finished I thought something looked wrong so I went back to look at the instructions. I missed a step."
"I never point fingers at anyone. Though I do have a box of human fingers that I slingshot at people when I feel like blaming them for shit."
"Did any of you hear about that pedo music teacher? The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor."
"Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang. ...correct me if you think that's Wong."
"Is my wife dissatisfied with me? A tiny part of me says yes.."
"All of us had a good time with those Harambe memes Now the joke is dead because all of you little kids jumped into it."
"Two Scottish guys discussing a wedding.. First guys asks ""What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?"" Second fella says ""A kilt of course!"" First fella ""What's the tartin?"" ""She's wearing white"" says his pal"
"I like telling people I'm 4 months pregnant so they'll tell me how great I look."
"It must be garbage truck mating season, judging from the sounds outside."