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Joke of the Day

"I don't want to know the truth. Lie to me and make it ok."

"Blonde Joke of the day Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."" :-D"

"I don't know why everyone is suddenly talking about Twerking... My mate from Yorkshire has been doing it for years. As he says, it's how he gets t'money t'pay t'bills."

"I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke... ...but the good ones were all already exhausted."

"You know how when you're a kid you think your dad is Superman.. Then you grow up and realize that he's just a drunk with a cape."

"What do you call a black guy on a bike? Crime"

"What's the difference between the US Election and sex? In sex it's fun to choose between a cunt and an asshole."

"I wonder what part of the Constitution we'll all be fighting over today? I hope it's the preamble. That part's bullshit."

"Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team? A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."

"How can you tell when a Jew is pissed? They begin menschstrating"