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Joke of the Day

"It's been scientifically proven that women who worry are smart. I must be a freaking genius."

"Whats the difference between being hungry and horny? Depends where you put the cucumber"

"2 Muffins are sitting in the oven... Muffin 1: ""it's really hot in here"" Muffin 2: ""holy shit! A talking Muffin!"""

"I don't see the point of class reunions anymore now that Facebook exists."

"I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families."

"Romeo and Juliet.doc Is a play on word"

"What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night? Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke."

"You'll never believe what this Reddit User did after finding out he clicked on a clickbait article! Curiosity... gets you every time..."

"Want to hear a clean joke? Jerry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man."

"What's a Californians favorite type of comedy? Dry humor"