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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get your head between it's legs??.."

"there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them"

"Where'd the rabbi stay on business? The L'Hyatt"

"I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy. I was Tolkien in my sleep."

"What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor? That's no gouda"

"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

"What's the capital of Greece? The G"

"Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo"

"What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat? Skip."

"A guy walks into a bar and asks ""Do you serve lawyers?"" The bartender responds ""Yes, of course!"" The man then says ""Well then. I'll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator."""