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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get your head between it's legs??.."
Next Joke
"Me: yeah, I'm not going to make it in today. Boss:of course, this snow is crazy. Me: Snow?"
"What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice? A goddamn riceist"
"A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."
"Moms are like feet [NSFW] The more you talk about them in public, the more everyone assumes you want to have sex with them."
"What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare"
"Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? They only had 2 trucks"
"A man walks into a bar and asks for a Jack & Coke The bartender asks, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" The man says yes. The bartender then pours Pepsi & Coke in a glass."
"So a fisherman is having an argument with a stain on his shirt.. And the stain says ""I'm fish jizz, thank you."" And the fisherman replies ""No, you're whale-cum"""
"A Jewish kid asks his father for 5 bucks His dad replies, ""4 dollars? What would you need 3 dollars for??"""