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Joke of the Day
"The pollen is so bad this year ...that it has the addicts turning their meth back into sudafed!"
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"""I ate pizza twice today!"" - Cuba Gooding, Jr. (I mean, why not? Can you prove he didn't say this? Fuck you.)"
"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet: I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."
"4-year-old from next door got a whistle for his birthday and I got 1 phone call."
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers."
"My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish she used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time"
"What do you call an old man whose retarded? Bernie Sanders!!"
"What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert? San Diego ^^San-dee-eygo ^^^^sandee-eygo ^^^^^sandy-eggo ^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out"
"What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans? Eventually the baby stops crying"
"What do my boyfriend and the internet have in common [NSFW] They both go down during sexy times"