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Joke of the Day
"Dallas Police is hiring As of Friday morning they have 5 positions to fill"
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"What does a wife and a tornado have in common? They start with a blowjob then they take your house."
"Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?"
"If I ever meet someone who's been in a coma since 2004, I'm trying to sell them a USB drive for $150."
"What language do cats speak? Catonese"
"""What's the biggest fish you ever caught?"" ""That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...."" ""That's not so big!"" ""Between the eyes?"""
"A riddle: it's yellow and if you push the button it turns red... A chick in a blender."
"What happened to the guy that was trimming some bushes and accidentally sliced off his left arm?? Well they say he's ""allRIGHT"" xD"
"My love life."
"The guy will stand up to get knocked down But the girl will lie down to get knocked up"