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Joke of the Day
"Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?"
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"I had a one night stand with a girl who liked having pitchers of urine dumped on her head. It was a piss poor experience"
"Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice."
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"[Signing waiver for the show Cops] No no, you don't have to blur my face but how about a sweet mustache?"
"I swear I change my mind about this election every time I open up facebook. My high school friends are political geniuses!"
"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath"
"Have you guys heard about the corduroy pillows? There making head lines. (classic) Edit: goddammit...they're"
"a feminist, a man, and a dog walk into a bar the girl asks the guy, why does the dog have to be here? the man says: ""I thought you would get lonely, bitches gotta stick together"""
"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."