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Joke of the Day

"If I ever meet someone who's been in a coma since 2004, I'm trying to sell them a USB drive for $150."

"Did I ever tell you about how I escaped from Iraq? Iran"

"Knock knock..."

"I bought shampoo for ""badly behaved"" hair. So relieved my hair will finally stop robbing banks and terrorising old ladies."

"What did Mary give her cheating husband for Christmas? A bullet."

"How many Suh Dude's does it take to change a lightbulb? None it's already lit fam suh"

"HALT! Hammerzeit!"

"Don't believe everything. Did you know that 78% of all people believe any shit they read online?"

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building? Te-quil-a"

"What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together? It wood rock."