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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the guy that was trimming some bushes and accidentally sliced off his left arm?? Well they say he's ""allRIGHT"" xD"

"I like Jews how I like my cookies. Cooked in an oven"

"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!"

"Why did Cindrella sucked at baseball? Because she kept running away from the ball."

"[1st day in heaven] God: Welcome! Have a taco and a shot of tequila. Do you like music? Me: Yeah. G: How about a little, *giggles* Nirvana?"

"The White Walkers don't need to attack The Known World as they all kill each other there anyway."

"How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight."

"I was charged for dental floss during my most recent visit to the dentist. The dentist said he was changing the office's philos phy"

"That moment the school calls because 15 was caught drinking at school and it's still the same principal that had to call your parents."

"HOW DO WELSH PEOPLE EAT CHEESE? CAERPHILLY"