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"My love life."
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"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!!"
"Why are chemists always a part of the problem? Because they can never be a part of the solution."
"My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant."
"[lost in Spain] Wife: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Spanish with a local]: gracias Wife: well? Me: we are in Spain"
"""I'd like a bowl of soup please."" ""Any sides?"" ""I hope so, or it'll go EVERYWHERE."""
"There's two things I hate in this world 1) People who can't count"
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"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. This is always funny because it never grows old"
"Steve Irwin lived like he died... ...with animals in his heart."