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Joke of the Day

"Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math? because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes..."

"I invested some money with a Nigerian Prince... he turned out to be a very successful tribute act!"

"I hate when people text 'call me'. I'm going to start calling people, say 'text me' and then hang up."

"What is white a d 14 inches long? Nothing."

"What is the leading cause of dry skin? Bath towels..."

"Japan won't get Fallout 4 until December 17th, but that's okay, they got the original fallout 70 years before us."

"Confucius says: Man who run behind car will get exhausted but man who runs in front of car will get tyred."

"REPUBLICANS: I can't believe Trump won. DEMOCRATS: I can't believe Hillary lost. ME: I can't believe it's not butter!"

"Because the unspeakable can also happen to men I bought myself a rape alarm. I'll be fucked if this thing doesn't work."

"There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris."