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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe how much I cried after that recent episode of the Game of Thrones! ""*There will be no walk of atonement.""* Sigh."

"I'm like the packaging on a CD really hard to get off but it doesn't matter because no one wants you anymore"

"According to the D.A.R.E website, Marijuana is no longer a gateway drug... Guess that means I tried all those other drugs willingly."

"What time is it in New York City? 5 past Lundqvist"

"A man walks into a podiatrist and whaps his cock out The staff look at him and say ""thats not a foot"" ""No but its a good 9 inches"" Bu-dum-tissh"

"Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said ""Look at that dog with one eye!"" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes ""Where?"""

"Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either."

"I've snagged so many catfish on dating sites, I'm now a licensed fisherman."

"What form of radiation bakes you cookies? A gramma ray"

"The Ford Escort was named after Henry Ford's love for high-priced hookers. Ironically, you'll have to pay for sex if you drive one."