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Joke of the Day

"Confucius says: Man who run behind car will get exhausted but man who runs in front of car will get tyred."

"Argon walks into a bar. And the bartender says, ""We don't serve Noble Gasses in here!"" Argon does not react."

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis"

"Of all the things Dave misses his Mother-in-laws virginity the most."

"Best thing about living in NY is you can order anything, anytime, and 30 minutes later it shows up. You see here? This here is an orangutan."

"DOCTOR: Do you have any questions? ""Can I shower with this cast?"" DOCTOR: What do you think, guys? PHOEBE, JOEY, CHANDLER, MONICA: Sure!"

"The 'C word' My girlfriend hates it when I say the ""C word"". This one time, we were watching Spongebob and I'm like ""hey, its 'C word'!"" and shes like ""it's Squidward, you cunt"""

"did you hear about the circus fire? it was intense"

"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody."

"I dented my Ford Focus and now it's blurry."