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Joke of the Day

"I invested some money with a Nigerian Prince... he turned out to be a very successful tribute act!"

"Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep? With the fishes."

"What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean ? Nothing they just waved!!! Sea what I did there!!! If you laughed hit that like button, come on don't be a beach Thank you thank you "

"[Computer Games] Enemy: Where have you learned aiming? Response: In programming course."

"Why are so many Italian men named Tony? When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp ""To N.Y."" on them..."

"Anglo/German Dad Joke Q: What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull? A: 10:45"

"Women like silent men... they think they're listening!"

"What did the horse say when he regained his vision? Merci."

"There's only one way to get a girl's heart... And that's through her rib cage"

"Oh, hey guys how were the bars tonight? That's cool. In case you were wondering all of the Harry Potter movies are still really good."