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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chain of singing islands? An acapellago."

"What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East? Dora the EXPLODER"

"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? A: Still no ideer"

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee."

"[blind date] OK don't let her know you're a remote control ""Your eyes are beau- *sinks into seat crevice, lost for weeks* DAMMIT NOT AGAIN"

"The best part about Puppy Bowl? Since all the puppies are already neutered, there's no worry about deflated balls giving one team an advantage..."

"What's a donkeys favourite breakfast cereal? Mule-sli"

"Officer: We're building the Death Star as fast as we can. Vader: I have new ways to motivate you. *implements margarita Tuesdays*"

"Before you refer to someone as your ex, make sure they know you dated."

"My 21yr old son: ""Mom sometimes I think you only had me for the free, lifetime tech support"" *slow wink*"