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Joke of the Day
"What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East? Dora the EXPLODER"
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"What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut? A barbecue"
"""You're a joulepersecond!"" ""Wat?"" ""Exactly."""
"Who steals all the soap in the bathroom? The robber ducky"
"What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty? He'll have water on the brain."
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"Prostitution problems are had in Canada because... We use $1 and $2 coins. You can't throw those at strippers. Some of us ignore this problem and use Canadian Tire money."
"I crossed a Lhasa Apso with a Shih tzu. But all I got was Lhasa Shit."
"Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear."
"Santa keeps his suits in the clauset."