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Joke of the Day

"My 21yr old son: ""Mom sometimes I think you only had me for the free, lifetime tech support"" *slow wink*"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !"

"When Kate Middleton goes into labor, the doctor will say ""the baby is crowning!"" and they'll laugh and laugh"

"Why don't men install urinals in their houses? Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)"

"Cats won't give away your position when someone knocks on the door. They hide with you, like understanding furry ninjas."

"The only thing worse than girls going after the ""Bad Boy"" is today's perception of what a Bad Boy is."

"What did Jimmy Carter say to Ronald Reagan? Let me Eat your Turds !! Lol !!"

"What do you call a group of gay cavemen? Homo erectus."

"What do you call over the counter Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"

"The Sombero. A more restrained sombrero you wear at solemn occasions, like funerals."