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Joke of the Day

"My 21yr old son: ""Mom sometimes I think you only had me for the free, lifetime tech support"" *slow wink*"

"What's the definition of ""Tender Love?"" Two gays with hemorrhoids. "

"BBC:when a women is attracted to a man, she speaks in a higher pitch than normal That explains why every woman I talk to sounds like Batman"

"Pimp my ride I've just ordered the personal number plate BAA BAA. Should look cool on my black jeep."

"The guy at the gym said rest days are really important, so I've been resting for 6 years."

"[around campfire] ME: *grabs guitar* Hey kids how about a song? KIDS: Yeah! ME: ok *clears throat* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODI"

"My work out class has a cancellation policy of $15 if you cancel too late. Which means I just spent $15 NOT to work out. I am my own hero."

"5 guys walk into a bar You'd think atleast one of them would have seen it."

"What do you call an elf that follows Scientology? Elron Hubbard"

"AOL had the largest growing Stock in 2012 I write jokes and put them on my phone number. 1-855-333-4469. Here's a video that supports the jokes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YaFbKvEw9c"