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Joke of the Day

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee."

"A man posts a Joke on reddit It is not a repost."

"Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown says to the second ""I think we're doing this joke wrong""."

"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from..."

"I ate way too many freedom fries yesterday. I had to liberate the toilet for hours."

"Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball? They had No Quarter"

"I invented a motorized walking stick.. I call it the hurrycane."

"How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Turn it over."

"I was born caesarean. You can't really tell, although, whenever I leave the house I go out through the window."

"My wife went home to visit her mother today. Or as I refer to it. Her ""bitch refresher course""."