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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a black man and batman? A black guy can't go a night without robin."
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"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
"Having sex was like riding a bicycle for the first time... My dad was there holding me from the back."
"Today my 6yo said it was good it's snowing, as that means the earth isn't getting hotter, and tonight she starts as an anchor on Fox News."
"2 peanuts walk into a bar... One was a salted"
"Today my 6 yr. old nephew asked my what ""gay"" meant. It wouldn't have bothered me so bad, but it was right after he saw me throw a baseball."
"That awkward moment when you see a midget eating a mini donut."
"B*tch your so ugly that even the mirror showed a 404 error."
"When I woke up this morning I was like, ""I really can't stay"" but my bed was like, ""Baby, it's cold outside."""
"Ask a man if he's critiquing your work... Men Who Are Dating say: No, & compliment you. Single Men say: Yes Married Men: Try to hide"