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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."

"What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter? Mohammed Dali"

"Missed connection: I was a 15 year old boy, you were 1984 Madonna."

"A donkey, a calf and a foal walk into a bar... Its not a joke, it really happened in Melbourne not that long ago"

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt."

"I think Sarah Jessica Parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, ""Let us bray."""

"what do you call Coq Au Vin made with Two Buck Chuck? Chick n' Chuck!"

"README.TXT Thank you for reading me. (I actually came across this once...)"

"If Bruce decides to become a comedienne, what will his stage-name be? Fanny Bruce"

"Why did osama kill his wife? When he lifted her skirt, he saw *bush* ."