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Joke of the Day

"I've never tried Frosted Flakes cereal But I've heard great things about it."

"Born on February 29th of a leap year, I can't legally drink till I'm 84."

"What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint? Shake N' Bake."

"I have a love-hate relationship with my wife... I love her, she hates me! Ho-ho!"

"Jesus walks into a bar No he didn't, because he isn't real."

"Editor: You wrote a play about Victorian England using menstrual blood as ink? Me: Yes, it's a period piece."

"I was watching a hulu video and an ad came up saying ""This episode was brought to you by the invisible children."" Now I know how the internet works."

"Cheap date idea: cut open a pack of hotdogs & squeeze the juice over your lover's body then summon a peregrine falcon with your mind."

"A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash... He decided to get a Provolone."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? Depends how hard you throw them."