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Joke of the Day
"What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !"
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"Somebody asked me if I was the Michelin man. It must be my *at-tire*."
"What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!"
"Why are dentists usually always male? Because they like to be in other peoples mouths."
"My doc said that I should stop smoking and drinking immediately. What does he care what I'm doing in the waiting room?"
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? None. The minimum age for physical labour in most places is 13-15 and babies would not be allowed to use the paint"
"How does the Rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews it"
"Why is the pussy slit verticaly and not horizontaly? So it doesn't clap when running."
"What's your best ""A guy walks into a bar"" joke"
"Have you guys heard about the new store called moderation? *They have everything there!*"