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Joke of the Day
"Today is National 'Secure a rich lover' Day Mate wealth, 2016."
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"A teacher keeps on talking. Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher!"
"I was told I couldn't change religion because I wasn't circumcised .. Guess I'm just not cut out to be a Jew."
"I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury... I guess you could say they were baroque."
"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
"What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years? A four term US senator."
"Mum are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin"
"What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator? Muhammed muhammed muhammena."
"My friend asked me how I know the smell of a wet dog since I'm a Muslim and can't have one I told him my girlfriend is a Christian."
"Mall security asked me to empty my pockets. My response was ""you won't find a better job or respect in my pockets"""