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Joke of the Day

"Got one for the guys (semi-nsfw) Here's a joke: ""pussy!"" ............... Don't get it? Well you never will!"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo weighs a ton while a zippo is a little lighter."

"So someone decided to offer a million pounds to the first Irishman who could learn to swim... A Scotsman ended up winning."

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. We have had so many mammaries together."

"You said imagine my life without you... So I closed my eyes & am on a beach with a man who knows how to change a toilet paper roll."

"You can put Hillary Clinton supporters into two baskets. The basket of adorables, and the basket of deportables."

"There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their cell phones. Just let that sink in for a moment."

"One man. One dream. One crazy summer. Three wizards. Fourteen cobras. Ten thousand condoms. I dunno, I'm just listing things."

"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."

"In Soviet Russia, tired joke format tweets YOU."