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Joke of the Day

"Small girl: I'd buy that dog but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why all four of them touch the floor."

"What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common? They both love Ten D's"

"No wonder I'm waiting for my Prince His white horse has ended up in the lasagna"

"Eye jokes aren't funny They're really cornea."

"What is a Rastafarian's favorite country? Yemen"

"Did you hear about the crocodile with false teeth? The birds refused to clean them because it was in-denture servitude."

"A patient wakes up from surgery and exclaims 'Doctor! Doctor! What's wrong with me? I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replies: Yes, well I'm afraid we had to amputate both your arms."

"Knock Knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!"

"I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man."

"[JOKE] Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering A minor."