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Joke of the Day

"If Katt Williams had a nickel for every time he's been arrested... He'd put them in a sock and beat someone with it."

"Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun."

"What is the one army in the world that could defeat the US army in a war? The Reddit army!"

"What's the most useless thing about a knife? The 'K'"

"A Banana and a Vibrator are sitting on a bedside table the banana says ""I dont know why YOU'RE shaking, she's gonna fucking eat ME"""

"What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#"

"How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick."

"Why don't black people get sunburns? Prisons are indoors. *(sorry black redditors)*"

"muppets cannot die and nobody else seems to be worried about this"