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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. First they beat the room for being black, then they arrest the light bulb for being broke."

"carpe natem Translate it if you don't know Latin."

"What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast? M'mosa"

"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller"

"I am feeling very optimistic, but I bet it won't last."

"One How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"What did the match box say to the match? You're fired!"

"You know those old movies with Jackie Chan where he is reluctant to fight in the beginning, but then he warms up starts swinging like there is no tomorrow?! ... I'm the same way with drinking."

"[pick-up line] Your like perfect ionizing energy to my electrons ... You really make me excited"

"I like my coffee like I like my ""I like my coffee"" jokes Not made by me."