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Joke of the Day
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? NSFW a sunken chest with no booty!"
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"Why do you ask me to press 1 for english when you know damn well you're going to transfer me to someone who doesn't speak english?"
"[at a party] *taps wife's shoulder* I've looked everywhere...where are all the swings? (wife pulls away from kissing Bob) ""What?"""
"When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!"
"Have you ever seen the house Ray Charles lived in? Neither did he."
"Two cowboys walk into a bar... And the bar done et the slower one."
"THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike. Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: ""MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"""
"I saw a dwarf escaping from jail down the side of a wall As he passed by, he sneered at me, and I thought, ""That's a little condescending."""
"Who's the world's greatest underwater spy? Pond. James Pond."
"I've got two part time jobs. I'm a boxer, and a warm up act at the comedy club. I read between the punchlines."