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Joke of the Day
"What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? Bombs"
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"Pavlov is sitting in a bar when a phone rings. He jumps of his chair and yells - ""Damn, I forgot to feed the dogs"""
"A black man, a jew and a retard walk outside the store So I run that fucking nigger over."
"My SO and I recently decided we don't want to have kids... I think the kids are taking it the hardest"
"I have now lived in New York long enough that I can eat a meal while running at full speed."
"A feminist asked me what my view was on lesbians I answered 1080p"
"I just don't get bukkake It goes straight over my head."
"Kids are worthless because they're short and poor."
"What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer? Finding out it's curable."
"I masturbated in the shower... I just wanted to come clean. Came up with this earlier, I guess it could've been relevant in /r/showerthoughts"