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Joke of the Day
"why public hairs not gone white ?"
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"Lucie introduced me to the phrase ""peanut butter and jealous"" and I can never go back to what I so blindly called a ""life"" before"
"The woman next to me smells SO good, is it weird if I'm like ""What perfume is that, I will literally stop robbing this bank if you tell me""?"
"I pledged to pick up 10 pieces of trash on Tuesday. So, I'm going to Walmart to see if anyone needs a ride. *adds humanitarian to resume"
"There's a whole world of people out there! *closes the door*"
"Q: What do you call a frog with seven legs? A: A seven-legged frog."
"Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ? Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV."
"What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !"
"How many dead baby's does it take to paint a wall? _"
"What's the opposite of wake up sex? Necrophilia."