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Joke of the Day
"I went to buy a book about Bernie Sanders ...but it was sold out."
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"I love when commercials are like ""because four million people can't be wrong,"" because then I'm like, ""Really? even Nazi Germany?"""
"It used to be when people would tell me to go to hell, I'd say I don't believe in hell. But then I got married. So now I just say, ""Been there, done that."""
"Michael J. Fox is extremely formal... ...he even shakes hands with his wife."
"Why haven't we found aliens yet ? because they are searching for intelligent life too."
"I never give money to those Salvation Army people because I know they're just gonna spend it on more bells."
"Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are."
"A wise meteorologist once told me... Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have."
"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."
"A man goes to the zoo and the only animal in the zoo is a dog. It was a shih tzu."