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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal."
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"[to the secretary before I go in for job interview] ""when the music starts, hit this button and that will activate the fog machine"""
"What's the best thing about having sex with twentytwo years olds? There's twenty of them.."
"""You're not the pizza guy."" Bin Laden's last words."
"What do robots do on a one night stand? He nuts and bolts"
"I shouted ""the blue Subaru with an Obama sticker left its lights on!"" at Mt. Bachelor and had the *entire* hill to myself for an hour"
"Once you go black you'll sit in the back"
"if your best friend Jack was stuck on of a horse, would you help your friend Jack off a horse?"
"What is the new fad diet for ghost developers? The Boolean."
"The creator of anagrams died... May he ""erect a penis"""