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Joke of the Day
"Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie? because Ken always came in another box."
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"How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher? When the old one expects you to ""do your share"""
"""Son, I found a condom in your room"" ""Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""
"What do you call two black people bargaining on terms? A Negrotiation"
"An Imperial Roman soldier was wounded on the battlefield. His life was saved when he was time traveled to the modern world to be hooked up to an IV. He asked, ""What is that for?"""
"This guy just climbed through a thicket of waist-high shrubbery to avoid walking past me. That's the kind of anti-social I aspire to be."
"Oedipus Complex Like father, like son!"
"What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night? Nocturtle"
"Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs? Because they're good at picking their drivers."
"Islam is a religion of piece....There is a piece there, and another piece n the ground there Not an original joke just found it."