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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Who eats parsley?"

"What is the best part about duct tape? It can turn ""no, no, no!"" Into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""

"What was the best time in history for the Italians? The Marin-era"

"Give us your most offensive joke (with one challenge) No Jew, black, Helen Keller or dead baby jokes. Feeds are always filled with those. Let's see something different."

"""What the fuck is a newspaper?"" - our grandchildren"

"What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave? Idk, I was too busy jacking off..."

"What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork? Kermit the frog's finger"

"Who Shot JR ? by U Dunnit"

"I got fired from my job at the sperm bank. I guess you can't keep saying ""Get a load of this guy"" every time someone walks in."

"I used to think that Banana Republic was actually a government run by bananas"