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Joke of the Day

"Give us your most offensive joke (with one challenge) No Jew, black, Helen Keller or dead baby jokes. Feeds are always filled with those. Let's see something different."

"*sneeze once* God bless you! *sneeze twice* God bless you. *sneeze three times* Get your shit together, Steve."

"Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove"

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC? They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin"

"They say you've got to spend money to make money. Feel like there's some middle step I've been missing?"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."

"What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours? Tire-less"

"A sergeant and two men from his unit walk into a bar 'Would you like to play pool?' The sergeant asked the attractive barmaid. 'No thanks darling' she replies. 'I'd rather play with your privates.'"

"How many calories does the average ejaculated semen has? Apparently not enough to keep my baby alive"

"Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline."