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Joke of the Day

"I got fired from my job at the sperm bank. I guess you can't keep saying ""Get a load of this guy"" every time someone walks in."

"Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three? One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

"I'm so sick of being constipated... I'm completely losing my shit"

"What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans."

"I just had some mediocre chinese food ... it was Tso Tso"

"What do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"Your mother ...is so big that when she was born the doctor broke a bottle of champagne over her head."

"Nobel Prize Who ever invented Knock, Knock Jokes should win the No-bell Prize."

"I'd rather not talk about my aviation pun addiction. It's a soar subject."

"My wife just got breast implants made out of oak I don't think I could do that, I think it'd hurt, wooden tit?"