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Joke of the Day

"What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork? Kermit the frog's finger"

"Do you want to hear a joke about a psychologist? - Yes. - Why?"

"I just found out today that they don't have television in Afghanistan... probably because of the Tele-ban...^Taliban, ^get ^it?"

"On his first day, my gay friend lost his job at the sperm bank. He was caught drinking on the job."

"A surrealist entered an Indian market. It felt very bazaar."

"THE TASTE OF A NEW GENERATION What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common? They both have plastic juggs."

"[First Date] HER: I love dogs. ME: [Trying to impress her] Waiter, give us your finest Labrador - medium rare."

"My math teacher called me average the other day. I thought it was mean."

"I made a promise to a dying friend... ...that I'd stop making commitments."

"When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say ""Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"""