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Joke of the Day
"What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave? Idk, I was too busy jacking off..."
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"Shoutout to Amy Winehouse She's been drug free for 5 years now"
"Wanna hear a joke? Sleep. (I know, I don't get it either.)"
"I have a crippling fear of Santa Apparently I'm Claustrophobic."
"Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!"
"I'm seriously considering taking up falconry. Someone pisses me off? BAM! Falcon, right in the face."
"inncocent child"
"Cats are just fuzzy plants that hate you."
"I'd give these pigeons some bread but they'd probably just spend it on drugs."
"How do find the blind man at the nudist colony? It's not hard."