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Joke of the Day

"Jenny on the mine field Jenny is running through a mine field and waves her hands within 2km... Bonus round: Who's there? - Definitely not Jenny?"

"I like my women like I like my pie.... Made by my grandmother."

"According to the police report, waking up in your lover's arms is only romantic when they know how you got in their house."

"What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together."

"Clown Plays cruel joke on Black Guy Black guy get bashed over the head with a powered sock!"

"One of my favourite things is Pork Souvlaki on a Pita But it's hard to get the animal rights activists to stay still"

"M R ducks. M R not ducks. O S A R, C D E D B D wings? L I B, M R ducks."

"Why is an angry drunk not called mean-spirited?"

"*watches TV* GET AN ANONYMOUS ONLINE QUOTE NOW! *logs on* ""You're a giant idiot and your parents are very disappointed in you"" - Anonymous"

"Remember how much you used to like this song?- Car ads."