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Joke of the Day
"I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective"
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"Statistics show that 73% of people don't have enough fibre in their diets. Ah well, tough shit"
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"How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor? He dropped the base."
"Ingredients for an apocalypse salad Edive, thyme"
"What does a mermaid wear to math class? An ""algebra"""
"Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina? Because droids can't get service."
"A women asked her husband, ""What do bees eat?"" The husband replied ""Honey, how should I know?"""
"Me: ""Can I have a few extra days off before Christmas?"" Boss: ""It's May."" Me: ""Sorry, may I have a few days off before Christmas?"""
"I heard Kim Jong-Un built a new private refrigerator He calls it a ""grocery store"". Wakka wakka!"