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Joke of the Day
"Ingredients for an apocalypse salad Edive, thyme"
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"Brain: Walk up to her and offer her a drink. Me: I WANT TO DRINK YOU LIKE A SIPPY CUP. Brain: Can you actually hear me?"
"My teeth are so crooked they should run for office."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... BA-DUM-TSSSSS"
"How you make MackleSmores 1 Chocolate bar 1 large marshmallow, cooked to your liking 2 one large Graham cracker broken in half Little bit of humble Little bit of cautious"
"What is a gay man's favorite vacation site? He loves to go to Bankok."
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"I figured it out. Renee Zellweger is stuck in the longest oncoming sneeze of all time."
"My wife and I couldn't have a baby so we decided to go to an adoption agency. I was so excited while I was in there. It made me happy to think that I could finally take off the baby on board sticker."
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a gun to it's head and tell it to."