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Joke of the Day

"Statistics show that 73% of people don't have enough fibre in their diets. Ah well, tough shit"

"What kind of smartphone would Harambe have? The brand doesn't matter as long as it has gorilla glass."

"Open books don't get judged by their covers."

"Every car should also have a second, super gas light so you know when you actually need gas."

"I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed... But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now."

"You don't see much in a small town ... but what you hear makes up for it. [Source](http://www.dougwils.com/Chrestomathy/no-kidding.html)"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone complimented my hair I'd be making money in a really weird way"

"What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM? A stillborn."

"*Hands you a handbasket* You know what to do......."

"What did the gaysian give his buddy? A bro-job."