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Joke of the Day

"I heard Kim Jong-Un built a new private refrigerator He calls it a ""grocery store"". Wakka wakka!"

"What do you call oral sex with your GF when she's menstruating? 6.9"

"My wife ordered a pizza from Papa John's but I saved a step by throwing up before it got here."

"For valentine's day, I'm taking my wife to see ""50 Shades"". How long is the movie? I need to know what time to pick her up."

"What's the difference between a joke and hundred of penises Seriously I can't take this joke anymore"

"Men are like shag carpets. Soft fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on."

"Everyday life can be hectic and stressful, but never forget what it's all about: doing the hokey pokey and turning yourself around."

"If I bought a balloon for $0.99 ... How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?"

"What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts? Fine specimens."

"Did you read that story on r/news? [removed]"