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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Einstein faps? A stroke of genius."
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"Female Viagra Why has it taken so long to get a female version of Viagra? They couldn't get the women to agree on the color for the pill."
"""I thought I was happy, but then you revved your engine so loudly and I realised YOU are what's been missing from my life"" - No girl, ever."
"How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? ""will i marry you?"""
"You are so tall in my eyes that they can't rise higher than your waist."
"I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job... it was an anti-climb axe"
"You know why you can't scare a gay guy? Because they're not fucking pussies"
"Mom told me to quit calling the postman a mail escort."
"My father's kids won't get this... ...love."
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with."