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Joke of the Day
"How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? ""will i marry you?"""
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"A Mexican walks into a bar The bartender says ""You can stay, but you must sit behind that wall over there."""
"Today my brother got pinkeye... My day went pretty well, but in his eyes it was pretty shitty."
"What is the first thing men newborns do before first breath? Give head to their mom"
"I recently earned 5 times the money I earned before 5x0=0"
"It's a little known fact that Elton John doesn't like iceberg lettuce, he's a rocket man."
"Maybe I have a bunny in my pants, maybe that's why I'm putting this salad in my pockets, you don't know me."
"A democrat, a libertarian and an idiot walk into a bar.. ""I'll have a beer please"", says the republican."
"I have always wanted to watch American History X... But I have never been able to find the first nine."
"What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo? A smokesalottapotamus Edit: [Found one in the wild.. ](http://i.imgur.com/c2Vt1sd.jpg)"