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Joke of the Day

"How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? ""will i marry you?"""

"Did you hear about the guy who crushes Pepsi cans with a hydraulic press? It's sodapressing."

"What do you call a sad cancer patient? Chemo-sobby (kemosabe)"

"Fun Fact: Bush passed the No Child Left Behind Act because he thought it would prevent the McCallisters from leaving Kevin home alone again."

"What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common? They both can't get to first base!"

"What do you call a black priest? ...holy shit im not racists or anything"

"My dad wore my mom's clothes and vice-versa. Really didn't want to see them like that. To me, they were trans-parent"

"Do they really need to add 'Alive' to 'Sexiest Man' or am I grossly underestimating the number of necrophiliacs in the world?"

"Greg was so hungry he ate a frozen steak. He hadn't really thawed it out."

"People who joke about cancer... Have no sense of Tumor"