223201

Joke of the Day

"Everyone knows someone in real life that actually resembles a garden gnome."

"Hey Prius owners your entire car is a bumper sticker"

"BREAKING: John Terry spotted changing into his full German kit."

"What does a drunk police officer do? Protect and swerve."

"I respect you, liquor store shopping cart user."

"How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? None: the light bulb must find $80,000 to become clear, then it will have the self-determination to change itself."

"What did the pessimist say to the psychologist? Only the good die, Jung."

"17: If I was gay would you still love me? Me: Of course. 17: If I committed crimes? Me: Yes. 17: If I voted for Trump- Me: Dead to me."

"What is the difference between a Yoghurt and the US When you leave Yoghurt alone long enough it will atleast develop some kind if culture"

"Pumpkin Cider? I hardly know her!"