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Joke of the Day
"You know why you can't scare a gay guy? Because they're not fucking pussies"
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"I'm going to get a sleeve tattoo of a farmers tan."
"Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it"
"Don't panic if your parachute doesn't open! You have the rest of your life to fix it!"
"Judge: You're sentenced to death. You'll be hung. Wife from the back: HE'S ALREADY HUNG. Me: Your Honor uncuff me so I can high five my wife"
"Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members? Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :("
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe out of that little thing?"
"Why I never get drinks at the bar with my dog... I'm afraid of getting woofied."
"What do you call a dumb elephant? Donald Trunk"
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."