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Joke of the Day

"Female Viagra Why has it taken so long to get a female version of Viagra? They couldn't get the women to agree on the color for the pill."

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"To a guy who said that my jokes about animals are bad I can't bear with it."
"Why are Canadian Jews so poor? Because there are no pennies to pick up off the ground."
"There is a Mexican, a black person, a muslim, and a gipsy in a car. Who drives it? The officer."
"What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman? ... a surprisingly stable person; according to my Homie O'Statis."
"That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive"
"Mom, what's an orgasm? Child: ""Mom, what's an orgasm?"" Mom: ""I don't know, dear. I never had one."" Dad: (Thinking) ""This bitch."""
"Nightmare scenario: a man with the confidence of Pitbull and the talent level of Pitbull."
"Russian History in five words ...And then things got worse."