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Joke of the Day

"I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"Recently found out my toaster was not waterproof I was shocked."

"Always pay your taxes with a smile I tried, but the IRS still wanted cash."

"No longer bothered by my puns ... she's groan immune."

"Boobs are like Christmas trees... ...it doesn't matter if they are real or fake, as long as they look good."

"Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R."

"Jesus??? Nah, Vishnu is my copilot...he's got like 4 arms."

"I am sure that in alcohol are female hormones. When I drink I talk too much and don't know how to drive."

"I like my women like I like my slaves: Coffee. Wait..."

"Putting a selfie on the top of your Christmas tree... ...because you're such a f**king star!"