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Joke of the Day

"Jesus??? Nah, Vishnu is my copilot...he's got like 4 arms."

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? one less drunk"

"Where does the Federal Reserve hide all of its dirty profits? In debasement."

"Fun fact about Germany... Fooled ya... There's nothing funny about Germany"

"It's like the only thing my kids learned from Snow White is that fruit is horribly poisonous."

"Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting? Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold."

"What do you call a Grizzly bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"

"How much did the critic tip the waiter? Two cents"

"I was peeing in the pool the other day... The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly, I nearly fell in."

"Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !"